Picking up stripper

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I get it. Tinder is tough. Your wallet is empty and your libido is howling. From my vantage point on the stage at the strip club, I understand that it seems like an obvious option for you to try to pick up the nearest scantily clad woman.

Still, lightning can strike twice and shark attacks DO happen. But, if you think you want your next bedpost notch to be courtesy of a dancer, you should probably erase the following moves from your playbook. Sit there, with picking up stripper chest pushed out like a cat presenting a dead bird. Or a kid who has just taken off his diaper. Look at me! Brag about how much money you make It might seem counterintuitive, but really, women have been hearing guys make big-dick jokes since high school.

We know that when someone is insecure about the lack of something, they overcompensate, whether it is a fiscal fib or a phallic one. Hit on every. Bonus points if you use the same pickup lines, so that we can compare stories in the dressing room. Stroke her leg or touch her face Do you want to lose a finger?! Maybe you should date them! Start crying Um Elle Stanger is a mother, stripper, feminist, activist, and author who entertains the masses in Portland, OR.

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